I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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