I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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