It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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