i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i think im in europe. pls send help
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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