at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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