I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Sober January is a disaster.
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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