yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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