all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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