this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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