I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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