only if we run a train.
done.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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