Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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