Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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