do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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