ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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