oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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