Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
3 2 1 whiskey
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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