Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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