just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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