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Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___

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(646): View more from New York

it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet

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(313): View more from Michigan

Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.

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(404): View more from Georgia

he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.

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(530): View more from California

the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo

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(618): View more from Illinois

we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...

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(716): View more from New York

Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?

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