She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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