You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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