Duck Duck Cougar?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
