her vagine was all disorganized.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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