Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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