Tell her she can't have a vagina
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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