Christians are straight up FREAKS
i dont even know how to be here
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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