Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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