Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer