I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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