there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I am available for nakedness
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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