The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Randomize
