My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
