listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize
