It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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