I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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