im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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