Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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