It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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