SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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