five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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