I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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