Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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