Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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