Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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