had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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