It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
