You're so nebulous sometimes
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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