i just wanna soil my oats bro
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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