I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Floor bacon is actually really good
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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