Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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