Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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