just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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