She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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