She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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