you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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